June 19, 2006 - Heck

Traveling back from a family reunion in the middle of Lamar County, Doug, the gray sheep of the family, has a mild heart attack at the wheel and dies as his tie gets caught in the steering wheel and his car runs out of gas and coasts to a stop. He's found in a medium length period of time.

Doug's soul descends towards the depths of the firey earth when he hits a luke warm, gray spot with a dull thud. He looks around at all the gray stuff that's only mildly irritating but not very pleasant either.

Nothing much is here. He feels sort of bad but not really. He's handed a stack of stuff to file.

He yawns.

HECK

Where no one hardly ever screams (at least not very loud).

Coming to a strip mall theater kind of near you sort of in between summer and fall.

Go to Heck!